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Too Much Candy
Zero Regrets | Cotton Canvas Tote Bag | Currently Surviving
$32.99
$65.98
Free shipping over $75 30-day returns Printed in the USA
Unisex print-on-demand tote — Too Much Candy, Zero Regrets. From Currently Surviving.
- So soft you forget you’re wearing it — ring-spun combed cotton, not a stiff promo blank.
- DTG ink bonds into the fabric, so the joke doesn’t crack or peel after wash night.
- Made to order the moment you buy it — nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing goes to landfill.
Choose your format
Your bag keeps each item — add a shirt and a mug if you want both.
Color
Free shipping over $75 · Returns within 30 days · As each item is printed to order, size exchanges are not available — please use the size guide before ordering
Print + garment spec
PrintDTG (direct-to-garment), front print.Garment100% ring-spun combed cotton, unisex relaxed fit, pre-shrunk.CareCold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print.FulfillmentMade to order via Printify — printed after you buy.
Shipping + returns
Free shipping on orders over $75. Ships in 3–7 business days (printed to order). Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. As each item is made to order, size exchanges are not available — please use the size guide before ordering. Defective or incorrect items are always replaced at no cost.
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