FAQ

When will my order arrive?

Every item is printed to order (nothing sits in a warehouse). Production takes about 3–7 business days, then shipping on top. You'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.

Where do you ship?

Across the US and to most countries worldwide. Free shipping on orders over $75.

What's your return policy?

30-day returns and exchanges — didn't work out? Send it back, no interrogation.

What are the shirts made of?

Soft, quality blanks (Gildan 64000, Bella+Canvas 3001, and Comfort Colors 1717 for vintage styles), printed direct-to-garment so the design lasts.

What size should I get?

See our Sizing + Fit guide. Unisex tees run true to size — size up for a relaxed fit.

Is this a big company?

Nope — one dad of three, printing to order and trying to make it, same as the shirts say. Read the story.

Do you have a discount?

New here? Use code SURVIVE50 for 50% off at checkout.

How do I reach you?

Head to Contact — a real person (me) will get back to you.